Some Spanking Video Advice, Please?

Posted on July 21, 2006 · in Scenology

I have taken a fancy to see a spanking film in French. I may not speak the language very well, but I’m sure I’d find a scolding in French hot – and if the top happened to have an embarrassing lower-class accent, or be rubbish at dialogue, I wouldn’t know. That would be an advantage.

I’m not aware of any French spanking companies. Would anybody care to enlighten me? Surely, they exist? Spanking may be le vice anglais, but the phrase itself isn’t exactly English…

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22 Responses to “Some Spanking Video Advice, Please?”

  1. Niki Flynn on July 22nd, 2006 12:06 am

    No, “le vice anglais” was a sneery French joke at the pervy English who don’t understand zee wine and zee roses and zee language of looove… I’ve been looking for a French CP company for ages, so I’ll eagerly watch for a reply if anyone knows of any. I quite fancy a trip to Paris for a smacking. *wink*

  2. Richard on July 22nd, 2006 5:08 am

    There was a famous French spanking film made in the eighties called, La Fessee. (The Spanking) I guess they’re not very creative when it comes to titles. I know it’s available on video but it might be hard to find. It’s just a series of different spanking skits. Definitely worth a viewing if you can find it.

  3. Richard on July 22nd, 2006 4:17 pm

    My mistake. La Fessee was made in 1976 and was actually released in theaters. It became available on video in the eighties so that’s when I first saw it. You can read about it at: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230209/

  4. Lucy McLean on July 22nd, 2006 4:33 pm

    I can do one in French with you next time you work with us Adele if that works for you. Obviously not the authentic thing since I’m Scottish but I can speak French fluently. I imagine a dark spotlit room, with expensive lingerie, exquite impossibly high heels, gorgeous nylons, red lipstick and smokey eyes. Oh, and one wriggling and vulnerable Adele…

  5. Niki Flynn on July 22nd, 2006 5:08 pm

    Lucy, I think you’re creating a monster. I can see her squirming already.

  6. Mr Haze on July 22nd, 2006 5:42 pm

    OMG Lucy, stop it – a Scottish accent is just about the hottest characteristic a girl can posses, in my book. Girls speaking French are close behind. The very thought of girls spanking my wife is right up there too. But combining all three….. I think I need a glass of water to recover…

  7. Niki Flynn on July 22nd, 2006 6:14 pm

    How about a bucket? Dumped over your head?

  8. Lucy McLean on July 22nd, 2006 6:33 pm

    Heh! You lot are awful…but I like it! ;-)

  9. Funbun on July 23rd, 2006 9:42 am

    “Club Fessee” is a good pay site, run by French people who are really in to it. Some use of the hand in otk spankings (my favorite) and a lot of use of the martinet, that typical French punishment instrument. (A wooden handle with seven to nine thin leather straps that is available at supermarkets anywhere in France. Still widely used, I believe).
    They release about two short clips per week that have to be put together at the end (average nine to eleven clips = a film).

    When you can explain to me how to – technically – do it, I will send you one of these films as I have a small collection. Language is purely French and the good thing is (on the contrary to English or US productions) that the movies contain that typical French “Finesse”.

    Give me the details and you will have one of these French films.

    Funbun (owner of http://www.tenderbottoms.com/enter.htm)

  10. Cul de Sac on July 24th, 2006 9:38 am

    I will check my old French vhs videos, see if the producers are still aroooond

  11. Adele on July 24th, 2006 10:57 pm

    Richard – Yeah, I’ve seen bits of “La Fessee” before, but I didn’t realise it was a whole feature film…

    Funbun – Thanks for the recommendation! I can’t take you up on your offer, but thank you for the thought. I think I’ll just join the site for a while and satisfy my curiosity.

    Cul de Sac – You’re quite the polyglot, aren’t you. I like that in a man. ;)

  12. Adele on July 24th, 2006 10:59 pm

    Lucy… whoa!

    If there’s lingerie, exquite impossibly high heels, gorgeous nylons, red lipstick etc, you can speak whatever language you like. And we don’t have to turn the camera on, either ;) *flirt, flirt*

  13. Niki Flynn on July 24th, 2006 11:03 pm

    :-( And I thought you were my *special friend* in prison. **sniffle**

  14. Adele on July 24th, 2006 11:07 pm

    Shhh, you’re giving plot away, Flynn ;)

  15. Bailey on July 25th, 2006 4:16 am

    how come I don’t get a special friend?

  16. Lancisto on July 25th, 2006 8:38 am

    Have patience, Bailey, until I turn up for my conjugal visits. Or if you really cannot wait have Patience ;)

  17. Adele on July 25th, 2006 9:45 am

    Bailey, sweetie, I assure you, if you ever end up in the Bars and Stripes prison, all the “special friends” will be on you like dragons on gold.

    Lancs… she wanted a special friend, not a caveman :-P

  18. Lucy McLean on July 25th, 2006 11:59 am

    Hurrah! That’s another one on the to do list then!

  19. Adele on July 25th, 2006 12:48 pm

    Heh, I’m taking notes ;)

  20. Lancisto on July 25th, 2006 5:46 pm

    Adele, when will you realise that your attempts to keep my inner caveman all to yourself really are quite transparent? You really will have to learn to share – he might not have particularly refined table manners but he does have enough stamina to go round.

    L
    pp. LIC

    ps: “dragons on gold”…. dragons, eh?

  21. Cul de Sac on July 27th, 2006 7:34 pm

    I doont knoo what is a polyglot, but if yoo say so, cherie…
    Here is a French language site enyvei:
    http://www.simplyfetishdvd.com/studio-Domination-Soumission.html

    I shall look fur moor

  22. Adele on July 27th, 2006 10:51 pm

    Cool, thanks – I’ll check it out

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