What the Net Dragged In – 10

Googlism — By on 5 December, 2006 9:15 pm

Some more search phrases that seemed to beg for a comment:

mouth soaping videos – I’ve never seen one, but I’d love, love, love to make one

spanking and feets youtube – nassty hobbitses spanks our feets, precious!

spanked then sex with mom – … … … … No

ouch caning – OMG spanking!

old fashion spank shop – I’ll have a pound of thwacks, my man

do women get spanked in real life – no, it’s all been a dreeeeaaam…

21 Comments

  1. Amber says:

    LOL, thanks Adele, this is so hilarious and disturbing at the same time :)). Just all the dirty things people are thinking :).

  2. Bailey says:

    I made a mouth soaping video, though I’m not particualrly keen on anyone else seeing it… i didn’t realize how much talking with the soap in my mouth I’d have to do. There was quite a lot of drool all over the desk, me, my clothes, even the paddle… unfortunately I have no control at all over when it will go up, so, oh well lol

  3. Erica says:

    No spanking my feets, thank you! Although I did have a playmate once who liked to alternate between spanking me and tickling my feet. Bizarre combination, I admit. But I always made sure I had a nice pedicure before our play dates. :-)

    Sex with mom?? Uh… no thanks.

  4. Amber says:

    Oh boy, Bailey, you are a good sport! Both that and caned feet I remember you mention – good for you, very corageous. I don’t know if want to have a bar of soap in my mouth myself, though. Same for the feet caning. I guess I am not a good sport myself.

  5. Amber says:

    Erica – how did you survive the feet tickling???? Huh? Huh? (Makes me shiver).

  6. Erica says:

    (smiling) Well, Amber, it helped that the guy was reallllly cute. (I know, I’m a slut) And it wasn’t all bad — he gave wonderful foot rubs, too.

  7. Razor says:

    I don’t want soap in my mouth..and I don’t want to put soap in a girl’s mouth either.

    Leave my feet alone. I might suck your toes and rub your feet, but that’s about it.

    I might like to spank and have sex with some one else’s Mom.
    Infact, I’ve done it before. But not with my own Mom..NOOO Way NOOO How!!

    Canes are ok. But I prefer paddles, straps and floggers to use and have used on me.

    In real life? Well absolutely. If I spank your bare bottom and I feel you wiggling on my lap and I see your bottom getting a bit red..I’d say that’s pretty real.

    Razor

  8. Razor says:

    oops I forgot one.

    An olde fashion spank shop?
    Very well, where might that be? Perhaps I’d like to have a part time job there.

    Razor

  9. We’ve did a soaping scene with Pixie and Chelsea Pfeiffer in ‘Rent a Mom 2′ Pixie, with her head bobbing side to side was said ” Lady you can kiss my…” ..cut to soaping scene.

    David

  10. Razor says:

    Why yes this is true.
    I’ve recently seen this video, a very good one too. Chelsea made it very
    clear that she doesn’t put up with any kind of sass.

    R.

  11. Cul de Sac says:

    Mouth washing: In the Lupus film “Anarchy” there is a mouth washing scene, click here http://gallery.rge-films.com/DIR-003/008.jpg

    Many years ago, having read here and there about this mouth washing thing, I was in the shower and got the idea of trying what a piece of soap really tastes like. So I put it into my mouth. And regretted, immediately and for many hours. It is the fowlest taste imaginable! And it cant be simply washed away, it stays.
    Dont try this at home!
    Unless you happen to be a profound masochist.

  12. Amber says:

    Oh boy, that lady over at Lupus pictures looks like she’s enjoying it, too. Although I am sure she didn’t. I actually find mouth soaping disturbing. My husband said it once happened to him when he was little. I don’t know what I would have to do to get into that kind of trouble.

  13. Adele says:

    Bailey – I’m sure you looked as adorable and spankable drooling with soap as you always do. :) Good point, though: if I get to do a soaping video, I’ll make sure no talking is required. Hey, that’s one way to shut me up…

    Erica – foot rubs – yes, foot sucking – yes, general foot play – yes… tickling – NO!!! Though if the guy was cute, as in your case, I might think about it.

    Razor – all very good points, my dear, though you are obviously misguided re: canes :-P

    David – Wow, Pixie’s dedication to art knows no bounds. I’ve got shivers just imagining the scene!

    Cul – yes, soap does taste disgusting, and in everyday life I’m not keen on playing with it at all. (Done it once. Ugh!) But on video that would sure be challenging. Anything to get genuine reactions!

    Amber – I’m pretty sure she didn’t enjoy it. :) That’s dedication for you.

  14. Danny Havoc says:

    Mouth soaping fetishism, it appears, is fairly common.

    There’s a website – http://www.clips4sale.com – which, as you can guess by the site’s title, contains clips for sale. Each clip is categorised. “Mouthsoaping” is just one of the many categories.

    Other categories include “abused shoes”, apron fetish, armpits, ass shaking, belly button fetish, belly punching, body painting, booty clapping, brake failure, bubble gum, burping, cast fetish, clothes destruction, cock worship, coughing fetish, CPR (?), cranking (?), crying, cunt busting, ear fetish, dancing, dangling, farting, foot parties, foot worship, gag reflex, giantess, glass dildos, hair brushing, hair washing, huge labia, jumping, laughing, leg cast and sprained, midgets, nose blowing … and we’re only just half-way through the alphabet!

  15. Danny Havoc says:

    We continue…

    …pedal pumping, pushies, ponyplay, queefing, robots, shaving, slip fetish, small penis humiliation, smother, sneezing, spanking (now that’s just plain disgusting), spitting, sprains, squirting, superheoines…

  16. Amber says:

    LOL, sneezing fetish. How about feet fungus fetish. I asked J. last night to tell me something “dirty” – I guess I was feeling amourous – and he said “Boogers on the table, nail fungus, etc.

  17. Erica says:

    LOL @ Amber! He didn’t take the hint very well, did he?

    Brake failure?? Do these enthusiasts like to hang around auto mechanic shops, perhaps?

    Coughing? These guys must LOVE flu season!

    Sheeeesh… the mind reels…

  18. Amber says:

    Erica, I think he took it all too well :).

    As to the automechanic fetish – LOL- that I can imagine. Sweaty masculine bodies, smellling of machine oil and gasoline, getting into all kinds of interesting positions, always flirting a tiny bit. Mmm, yummy.

    Actually, my husband and I both have “a man/woman doing physical work” fetish. He can appreciate some lace and color, but what he really enjoys is seeing me hard at work in the middle of the summer day, with dirt on my pants and some skimy top, covered with fruit stains or whatever. You know, weeding the garden or making my 10th batch of jam. Then he’s see me and he’d say “You look hot!”

    I think it’s true for me too – I am turned on by him when he’s wearing Carharts and farm boots and a bit of dirt on his face and and is all hot and sweaty on a summer day because he was just driving a tractor, for example. You know that song – “She thinks my tractor’s sexy?” – well, I am that way. – “She’s even kind of crazy about my farmer’s tan” and all.

  19. Chris says:

    It *does* depend very much on the soap.

    Wright’s Coal Tar (the one in the orange paper) is actually quite pleasant-tasting, probably because of the camphor and small amount of carbolic acid there is in there.

    Things like Lux and Palmolive taste pretty vile, though, because they have palmitic acid in.

    Lever Brothers should launch “Punishment Soap”, in a bright red wrapper ……….

    C

  20. Chris says:

    Old fashioned spank-shop ?

    Try going into a branch of O’Brien’s Sandwich Bar and explaining to
    the lass that “BLT” stands for “bare leg thrashing” and see how quick
    the security guy turns up ………………

    C

  21. Nanci says:

    A foul mouth brought out a wet bar of ivory in our house. The taste is horrible and lasts forever…in fact I can taste it now as I write this:).

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