What the Net Dragged In – 12

Meanwhile on planet Google, search terms are getting increasingly odd.

perfect porn – gosh, but some people are demanding!

caning circle – would this be like a secret society of sorts? Freemasons who Cane?

red badger spanking – good luck in trying to get meaningful consent out of a badger… if you really want to.

why do we spank on the backside – well, I don’t know why *you* spank on the backside, but whenever I decide to spank somebody, the backside is normally the part that’s least likely to hurt my lazy intellectual’s tender hands

MY SKIRT WAS SO SHORT MY PANTIES SHOWED – oh dear, bad luck… but if you don’t run around shouting about it, people may not notice.

Comments

10 Responses to “What the Net Dragged In – 12”

  1. belter on January 24th, 2007 10:39 pm

    Red Badger is a spanking production company specialising in femdom films…strict ladies caning naughty men. So it is a legitimate search after all.

  2. Erica on January 24th, 2007 10:54 pm

    (giggling) I always love these!

    Regarding the last one, I guess you could resolve that problem by following Britney Spears’s lead and not bothering with the darn panties…

  3. Robb on January 25th, 2007 3:44 pm

    Spanking on the backside is most erotic – the frontside is equally interesting, but the curves and hills and valleys on the backside are so exciting. Makes one want to become very small and drive a Land Rover around there…

  4. Razor on January 25th, 2007 5:09 pm

    Perfect Porn; Hmm..Well, any video or movie with You Adele, Niki, The Matron, Yasmin Garcia, and Leia..could easily be considered as perfect porn. Then, take a look at some of Erica Scott’s movies too..very perfect indeed.

    Caning circle..Now, that sounds scary as hell. Can we switch over to a nice strap or a Maple wood paddle?..lol.

    Red badger spanking…Yikes! Not for me either thank you.

    Why do we spank on the backside..where else should I spank you?
    I suppose I could flog your upper back. But, anywhere else would involve a long and indepth discussion before play time begins~wink.

    MY SKIRT WAS SO SHORT MY PANTIES SHOWED..Well my Goodness! You say that if it were a bad thing. Hardly the case isn’t it?..I mean who would not want to see such a lovely site, Adele?~wink

    Love, Razor

  5. Richard F on January 25th, 2007 9:54 pm

    These entries always make me smile :)

  6. Erica on January 25th, 2007 11:57 pm

    Ah, Razor, I love you. But you know, DAH-ling (turning up nose), we don’t make porn, we make fetish erotica! :-)

  7. Razor on January 26th, 2007 6:30 am

    Yes Erica My Dearheart, that is exactly what we do..No argument there.
    I don’t consider spanking and discipline to be porn. But, a few of you ladies have done a few porn related things on camera..while in the midst of being disciplined and so on~wink. I’ve only kissed a girl on camera but I’ve yet to do much more than that besides spanking of coarse..lol.

    But yes Erica, you’re quite right..the term “Fetish Erotica,” fits what we mainly do to a T.

    Razor

  8. Amber on January 27th, 2007 7:11 pm

    Ufda, for a second red badger sounded almost too close to home…

  9. charles hayes on May 23rd, 2007 8:43 pm

    Why do we spank on the butt cheeks? when i look at bulging pair soft pretty ass cheeks and realize that they have no vital organs i have to think mother nature made them for punishment it’s amazing how much they can take and bounce right back into their beautiful shape they heal up faster than any other part of the body it seems? not only soft but they are hard and tough, as well as cute & sexy maybe thats why they find themselves in so much trouble at every turn .the poor cheeks have few chices when they bare but to thke what the whipper decides to put there they will pay the price if their owner is not nice.

  10. Gary on August 24th, 2007 10:22 pm

    red badger spanking – good luck in trying to get meaningful consent out of a badger… if you really want to.

    LMFAO

    I love your sense of humor!!!

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