What the Net dragged in – 5

Googlism — By on 1 May, 2006 10:23 pm

my husband makes me take down my own panties for a spanking – No, he doesn’t. But it’s still a great unresolved question, you know: whether it’s preferable to take down your own panties, or to have them taken down for you. The court is still out on the issue.

Niki Haze – A bizarre symbiosis, but OK. I’d totally marry Niki Flynn, but she doesn’t seem like a marrying type. Plus, I don’t think she’d change her surname for mine.

spanked crying bitches – Sir, you are a tosser.

she bent over in her stocking for six strokes of the cane – Mmmm, what a lovely image. The “Secretary” poster comes to mind.

does this naughty bottom need a spank – I sincerely doubt you meant *my* bottom when you clicked “search”, and it’s not very naughty, anyway, but – yes, please! And not just one spank, if you don’t mind.

8 Comments

  1. Niki Flynn says:

    “Niki Haze – A bizarre symbiosis, but OK. I’d totally marry Niki Flynn, but she doesn’t seem like a marrying type. Plus, I don’t think she’d change her surname for mine.”

    Funny they put the names that way round. I’d always assumed *I* was the butch one. ;-)

  2. Adele says:

    No, dear, you’re just the short-haired one ;)

  3. Bailey says:

    I wanna be the butch one…

  4. Adele says:

    I think, we’re going to have a fight about who gets to be the butch one.

  5. Niki Flynn says:

    Right. Bailey can be the butch one. I’ll be the girlie one disguised as a boy. ;-)

  6. Adele says:

    OK, I guess I’ll just hold the camera :)

  7. Bailey says:

    If Im gonna be the butch one I need a hat for my hair. I’d cut it off, but you know…

    Bailey

  8. That awful Lancisto bloke says:

    If you three really want to wrestle then I can provide the 8 gallons of baked beans.

    Tutelage also available at really quite reasonable rates.

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