What the Net Dragged In – 7

Googlism — By Adele on 10 July, 2006 10:29 pm

It’s been a while since I’ve done a round-up of searches, because people seem to be finding me through the most normal search terms these days. Things like “caned bottom”, and “white cotton knickers”, and “the spanking world’s greatest smartarse” – you know, obvious terms that are obviously me. Still, I’ve saved some interesting ones.

spanking stop – if a bus stop is a place where you go to get a bus, then is a spanking stop somewhere you go to get spanked? If so, I think my whole house qualifies as a big old spanking stop. I seem to get smacked all the time.

women scatterbrained moppets – wha? was this person looking for a corner of the internet where they hang out? I’m still not sure which part of my site has made it look appetising to Google on this particular hunting expedition.

screaming knickers – what bestiary have these creatures escaped from? I want a picture of what they look like.

spanking and melon – Dude. Practicing your swing on cushions is one thing, but I simply cannot endorse melons as a butt substitute. Don’t spank melons. Honestly, don’t. Nor pumpkins, nor squash, nor pineapples.