Work and Fetish

Misc Perversions — By Adele on 21 June, 2006 9:25 pm

This was found on The Dilbert Blog a few days ago:

If you’re the owner of a women’s shoe store, and you want to hire someone that will work for cheap and still love his job, you want a guy with a major foot fetish. That guy will never call in sick. He might need to take frequent breaks during the day, but it’s a small price to pay for such motivation. The foot fetish guy will always work for less pay than the guy who’s thinking “Eww, I have to touch feet all day.” Over time, the free market system would drive out all the non-foot-fetish guys.

Technically, I think it’s shoe fetishists he’s looking for, because foot fetishists would be too busy doing pedicures in beauty parlours. But I’m entirely in favour of people enjoying what they do at work.

That’s like people who like spanking going out and becoming, oh, I don’t know, spanking models?